Rick’s Cabaret Girls Commend New York Jets on Their Draft Picks

NEW YORK — The lovely ladies who perform at midtown Manhattan’s Rick’s Cabaret New York, the famous adult club known for its beautiful dancers, deluxe VIP treatment, and a favorite with many pro athletes, commend the New York Jets on their NFL Draft picks.

Rick’s girl Danielle said, “I can tell you that the girls are pleased with the players that the Jets chose, particularly Armand Membou. He’s an offensive lineman and he will help protect the new Quarterback Justin Fields—and that’s priority number one.”

Rick’s girl Alexis said, “We also like Mason Taylor. The Jets needed to come out of this draft with a starting-caliber tight end, and that’s Taylor.”

“We are anxious to welcome the new players to New York City and pop some bottles and wish them well,” gushed Rick’s girl Ginger. “I’ve danced for lots of athletes here, but don’t worry, we never reveal any names. We respect everyone’s privacy.”

“It’s always a party at Rick’s with so many hot girls with awesome bodies. It’s always a great time,” said Rick’s Nadia. “And we can’t wait for the Jets to be great also. This is the year. Let’s Go Jets!”

The three-story Rick’s Cabaret New York (50 West 33 Street) features multiple stages, a discreet private VIP floor, luxury skyboxes, a Roof Top Cigar Lounge, and its own Rick’s Steakhouse for daily lunch specials, dinner, and the city’s best late-night menu, serving all the way until 3AM.