NEW YORK — The New York Mets made it to the playoffs, but their dream of being number one fell short, losing to the Los Angeles Dodgers in the National League Championship series. Many Mets fans had high hopes and are now feeling emotional distress.
To the rescue are the beautiful dancers at Rick’s Cabaret New York, the famous adult club known for providing the best in VIP treatment. They have a message for Mets fans.
Rick’s girl Fiona said, “The girls and I know how to cheer you up: it’s time for some lap dance therapy!”
Rick’s girl Natalia said, “We know you might be depressed but we can solve that. There are so many sexy girls at Rick’s. It’s all about fun and we will lift your spirits, excite you, and get you out of your gloom.”
Rick’s girl Veronica agreed, “Lap dances will make you happy! You need to see all the hot babes here! It’s really awesome. Come visit us, pop some bottles, and let’s party and play!”
Rick’s Cabaret New York (50 West 33 Street), just one block from Madison Square Garden, has won awards for its first-rate entertainment and hospitality. The club features multiple stages, discreet private suites, luxury Skyboxes, a Roof Deck Cigar Lounge, and its own Rick’s Steakhouse which offers daily three-course lunch specials, dinner, and a popular late-night menu.
Rick’s Cabaret New York
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Beautiful Entertainers
Three Floors of Fun
VIP Suites, Deluxe Skyboxes
Rick’s Steakhouse, Open Late
Roof Top Cigar Lounge
Daily Lunch Specials
One Block From Madison Square Garden
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